On his Birthday my son-in-law wished for,

something I could not find at any store.

Happily, I found it while shopping online

with everything working out just fine.

I was searching for his special gift

which would give his legs a little lift.

This gift was unique to say the least

helping him eliminate after his feast.

Correctly sit and squat

on the big porcelain pot.

So squat

on the pot.

On the pot

do squat.

I hope he will like it

with a new way to sit

and all his dreams will come true

while sitting on his brand new…

Squatty 

Potty.

Happy Birthday!

This original Squatty Potty got its start from the show “Shark Tank.” I like watching that show and used to dream of somehow becoming rich and famous too when I watched the show. However, I have faced reality now because I soon realized that it was probably not going to happen for me as I had no inventions or business sense or even more importantly, no money to get a business up and running. Oh well it is always fun to dream.

Now I just watch other people try to become rich by inventing things like the…. Squatty Potty, so you can poop better. Wow! Who would have ever thought…

 

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